Anton's Code Cabinet – Code snippets that make my life easier

Frank Underwood (House of Cards)
It is so refreshing to work with people who throw a saddle on a gift horse rather than look into its mouth

 
select use_snippet = tsnip.code_snip
 from my_code_snippets as tSnip
where tSnip.key = 'What can I use today'

result: 
hopefully_something_useful